I think it's really funny how pretty much everything is reviewable on the internet now. You can review almost any location on Google Maps, any piece of Media (in any form), and even mulch. Here is a place for my favorite reviews to live on to eternity.

Four stars for a stupid and useless mask

    If you like virtue signaling or traveling to places that
    still insist on useless and authoritarian mask mandates, these masks are better than most.
    I mean, they are still as useless as a democrat in office, but the product is lightweight,
    relatively comfortable to wear, and has uniform quality.

Neat 4.3 Stars to the Pacific Ocean

    The pacific Ocean has 4.3 Stars on Google Maps.